Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Best ways to die

Drowning in Coca-ColaDying while being laid Best ways to die
Choke on the Elixir of LifeBest ways to die
Isn't that an oxymoron ? :?Dying is lame, no matter how you die.
[QUOTE=''unholymight'']Choke on the Elixir of Life[/QUOTE]



How ironic! :lol:
Guns blazing people...guns blazing.
Flamming 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire to head delivered from a crack addicted midget while saving the hottest girl ever. Right after she slept with you.. (no point in being a hero to some hot broad if you didn't already get something from it :P )
In your sleep.
Medieval catapult + Superman costume + trippy drugs.



Having a fist fight with a bear.



Sleeping with Chuck Norris's daughter.
anything that would not hurt would be the best.
I say drowning in a vat of pudding.
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How about being boiled?Or how about being crushed by and elephant?
Saving Middle Earth from the forces of Evil.
hmmm have a really hot chick just smother u to death wit her boobies or butt heh/ thread
Getting force choked by Darth Vader.
[QUOTE=''HookedOnKiLLing'']hmmm have a really hot chick just smother u to death wit her boobies or butt heh/ thread[/QUOTE]What if while she was sitting on your head she farted or started pooping. Doesn't sound so good huh?
Something you will be remembered for.
i want to die painless
oegasm induced heart attack
[QUOTE=''unholymight'']Choke on the Elixir of Life[/QUOTE]

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