Would the world become enraged, happier, fall into complete chaos in a war between the ones that believe celebrating and the ones that don't?
Just a thought i had going through my head during Chemistry today :P
What would happen if they got rid of Christmas?
The world would explode.What would happen if they got rid of Christmas?
The penguins would revolt.
How do you even go about taking Christmas away? People will celebrate whatever they want.
The stock market would sink even lower.
What do you mean?
Like, if they got rid of the commercial aspect? Religious aspect?
They couldn't just say ''Okay, no one's allowed to celebrate Christmas anymore''.
Also, who are ''they''?
.....the world would rotate, life would go on.......
Nothing. People wouldn't allow the government to tell them what holidays they can/can not celebrate, and so would still do everything they do on Christmas.
[QUOTE=''unholymight'']The stock market would sink even lower.[/QUOTE]
I think this would happen and some advocates of Christmas may revolt I guess, but I don't see how anyone can reasonably start something major over a holiday.
Well, if the government walked in and banned Christmas people would still celebrate it. Businesses, on the other hand, would probably put pressure. Quite a few protests I suppose.
[QUOTE=''foxhound_fox'']The pagans would revolt.[/QUOTE]Lol, for some reason, I read this as ''The penguins would revolt'' :P.That said... how the **** would they get rid of Christmas? By the way, who is this ''they'' of whom you speak?
[QUOTE=''Genetic_Code''][QUOTE=''unholymight'']The stock market would sink even lower.[/QUOTE]
I think this would happen and some advocates of Christmas may revolt I guess, but I don't see how anyone can reasonably start something major over a holiday.[/QUOTE]
The malls usually get busy this time of year with Christmas shoppers, and if it weren't for them the problem may be worse.
Hanakah would take over.
[QUOTE=''123625'']Hanakah would take over.[/QUOTE]
that would be weird, but i could get used to it :P
[QUOTE=''chessmaster1989'']Lol, for some reason, I read this as ''The penguins would revolt'' :P.[/QUOTE]
Original post fixed.
A lot of CEOs would weep openly.
Why would that ever happen?
Who's ''they'' and how would ''they'' stop us? If ''they'' had enough power to stop Christmas they could prolly take over the world, that's what'd concern me the most!
We would all die.
Santa Claus and his ''Reindeer Ring'' would be deprived of a source of profit without Christmas, forcing them to use the sleigh business in the illegal transport and manufacture of drugs and firearms. The northern nations (Canada, Russia, the Northern European Countries, etc.) see his business ''diversification'' as a threat to their countries, and send covert ops teams into the North Pole to deal with ''The Claus''. They talk to the elves, who have long been opressed, working all day shifts 364 days a year making toys, and encourage them to start a Socialist Revolution in the North Pole to withdraw them from the black market business. The elves revolt, but Santa Claus and his Reindeer do not give up easily. Millions die, the North Pole is left in ruins.
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