You find your wife kissing Santa Claus

:shock: what do you do??You find your wife kissing Santa Claus
Wake up and wonder why in the hell I was dreaming about being married to a woman with a fat fetish.You find your wife kissing Santa Claus
I'd be in a state of shock! :shock: I have a wife? When did this happen? >__>
shoot the one with the beard
There was a really funny Robot Chicken sketch about this.
*cocks shot gun*
[QUOTE=''the_foreign_guy'']I'd be in a state of shock! :shock: I have a wife? When did this happen? >__>[/QUOTE]

I'll join them.
Its called Domestic Violence December for a reason silly:P
''WHER IS MA GIFT, SANTA ? I've been a good boy! :o''
I remember playing a flash game where it played that song, and it showed Santa with hit head under the womans dress and you had to kill him. Pretty awesome at the time.
Replace Santa Claus with the guy in High School Musical and I'll jump in. :P But in all seriousness, I'd probably throw up and wonder why I have a wife at sixteen.
[QUOTE=''Theokhoth'']Wake up and wonder why in the hell I was dreaming about being married to a woman with a fat fetish.[/QUOTE]Lol, your posts are the best.
I scatter their brains all over the place if she did it willingly, I summon an exorcist if I doubt it.
I'd be like, ''I don't have a wife.'' then it'd be all like, ''Then who was kissing Santa.'' and I'd be like, ''I DON'T KNOW.''
have a 3some and post pics on the interwebz.
''It's time to HO HO YOUR LAST !@#$%^%26 HO, !@#$%''
Wait for things to naturally progress and wait for the son of santa.
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I'd remove his balls one at a time with fingernail clippers.
HE....MUST...DIE....